I know all moms with young children have plenty of these red-faced moments...
We headed out for our weekly trip to the "
Wittle" library. Before leaving, I made sure both girls were dressed all cute and adorable, hair neatly styled, etc... (Well,
Elianna's anyway. Not much I can do with
Selah's fuzz.) Anyway, when we get there, this older woman comes up and smiles at them.
Selah was sitting in the stroller, and
Elianna was playing the computer. The lady says, "Let me guess, Daddy must be blond!" I get this a lot, so I just laughed and said, "Yep, sure is!" She leaned down, and
Selah giggled at her. "Oh, they are just too sweet, look at how adorable they are!" The lady is going on and on, and I am quite proud... until I look down at
Selah and realize the pink and mostly white
outfit she is wearing is SPLATTERED with bright orange spit-up! She never spits up, let alone this much. So naturally it had to be now that someone was all leaning in to admire her that her clothes had to be adorned with leathery chunks of dried semi-digested sweet potato and turkey. To make matters worse, the lady turned to
Elianna and said, "And look at you, with your beautiful dark eyes and hair! You must be just like Mommy!"
Elianna was cheesing it up for her, tossing her hair around with all the finesse of a
Breck model, when I heard a faint
pffffffft. I closed my eyes and prayed the lady didn't hear the ominous noises emanating from my "beautiful" princess's little booty. If she didn't hear it, she certainly noticed it moments later when the odor began peeling the wallpaper off the walls. I gathered up my girls and headed for the counter as quickly as possible. I felt like saying, "Okay, we're just going to pick up our welfare check and head back on down yonder to our trailer." I am only praying that all all the effort we put into civilizing these wild animals pays off someday. Or maybe we can just marry them off young.